Friday, 20 January 2012

Even my daughter is better than you

Being the bad ass that I am, I have always had an affinity with nudity.  During my school years, it was almost a tradition for at least one year thirteen student (the final year of high school) to run naked through the school on the last day.  Sure, it was attention seeking behaviour, but it was moderately harmless, added another name to the records kept in the year thirteen common room and if you streaked it was a good way to remember your last day of high school. 

My affinity with nudity put me in a dangerous position though.  At the end of year twelve, I had successfully streaked through the main street of my town, two high profile rugby matches and uncounted parties, so the idea of having to wait another year to streak my school wasn't very appealing.  Being young and impressionable, I disregarded the consequences and decided to streak with a couple friends who were a year older than I was and were leaving the school, and my friend from my year who I mentioned in this post.  Needless to say, we were the first year twelves to ever streak the school and obviously the only students to streak the school and then return to it the year after.  This all pales in comparison to my daughter though.

My daughter is better than you, and has even bested her father, by getting a picture of her bare ass printed on the second page of the local newspaper.  Her standing naked, facing away from the camera, next to the pool was chosen as the image used for that weeks swim safety awareness article.  Admittedly, she is two years old and can get away with it, but following in her example, I might begin submitting my own tactfully nude photographs in the hopes of at least matching her and getting my ass printed for the entire region to see.

Your hero

Clarke Kent


  1. You cant just let your daughter beat you out like that! You need to do something huge quick, before she gets comfy "at the top".